If By the End of this Post You Can Tell Me What This Title is I will Buy You A Beer

I had the perfect title and materials to write for this post, but due to enough procrastination... I forgot. I forgot completely what I was going to write, so I'm just going to free write to see what I can come out with to entertain you sexy people.

First... (birds and rainbow and David Beckham in my mind singing and kicking a soccer ball), I... I..

Second, I give you a new intervention by Hiromi Ozaki, a graduate student of Royal College of Art, which brings WTF to a whole new level. It is a Menstruation Machine. It is a wearable metal suit that allows a man to "experience the painful bleeding of menstruation." This machine "releases blood stored in its reservoir over the course of a menstruation cycle, usually lasting about 5 days. It also has lower abdomen stimulating electrodes to mimic painful cramps." The perfect machine for J.

On a creativity level, it is kinda cool. On a revenging level, this might just be the best machine ever, ever, ever invented. But in the other hand, why would you put yourself through this? Can you use a tampon? Can you readjust the flow? Why does this exist? and WHY IS JAPANESE SO WEIRD?

I love it. If you still can't picture this in your mind, here it is. You're welcome.

Third, no third. I want to keep talking about this machine. Where can I get it? Who is willing to test on it? I want to read a review, and WHO CAN I PUT THIS ON TO?

By the way, Eminem's single feat. Rihanna - Love the Way You Lie - is finally coming out with its music video, which rumored to have Megan Fox and Dominic Monaghan starring. Sounds like a very intense music video... CAN'T WAIT to see!!

The End.